I Don't Have Cocaine In My Left Shoe

€19,90Free shipping

Cropped baby tee, tight fit. Runs small, so between sizes take the bigger one.

Size guide

Women's cropped baby tee, tight fit. Measurements for this exact design, taken on the garment lying flat. Can differ by ±1–2 cm.

Size	Chest widtharmpit to armpit	Lengthshoulder to hem
S	41.5	51
M	43.5	53
L	45.5	55
XL	47.5	57
XXL	49.5	59

How to pick

Lay a fitted top that fits you well flat on a table and measure it armpit to armpit. Pick the size with the closest chest width. Baby tees run small, so between two sizes take the bigger one.

Wrong size anyway? Message us within 14 days of delivery and we'll sort it out.

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Nothing to see here. Especially not the left shoe.

Cropped baby tee, tight fit that sits above the waist
Soft stretchy fabric
Durable high-quality print
Free shipping

Runs small. If you're between sizes or want a looser look, size up.

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